IND. PRI. BUBBLES UTONIUM. // AUTOPLAY
hurt meme.
- “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
- “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
- “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
- “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
- “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
- “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
- “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
- “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
- “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
- “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
- “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
- “i fucked up, why do you not care?”
- “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
- “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
- “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
- “whose blood is that?”
- “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
- “don’t you dare fucking let go!”
- “what the hell happened to you?”
- “are they dead? did you kill them?”
- “do you know what you’ve done?”
- “you’re either with me or against me.”
- “who the hell did this to you?”
- “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
- “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
- “when was the last time you ate?”
- “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
- “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
- “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
- “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
- “are you… throwing up in there?”
- “why aren’t you eating?”
- “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
- “i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
- “i woke up, & you were gone.”
- “just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
- “it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
RP starters: Concern.
- “It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
- “Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
- “Blood? Are you bleeding?”
- “I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
- “I thought I would never see you again…”
- “We should get you to hospital.”
- “Where did all those bruises came from?”
- “I have the right to be worried!”
- “Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
- “Sleep at my place tonight.”
- “I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
- “Please talk to me about it.”
- “Let me take care of you.”
- “You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
- “How many times have I told you to not go there?”
- “You could’ve died, you know…”
- “I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
- “You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
- “This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
- “Are you sure you’re okay?”
- “You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
- “I’m your friend, of course I care!”
- “You know I’m always here for you, right?”
- “You’re not okay.”
- “I’m just trying to help you.”
- “Let me clean your wounds…”
- “Why did you do it? Tell me.”
Send “Can I kiss you?” to see how my muse responds.
For the sake of character development, feel free to ask me anything you would like to know or are unsure of about my muse.
Send me “Is that my shirt?” for my muses reaction to getting caught wearing your muses shirt
i can't sleep starters
- [ contents below are super cute and might get a lil angsty! ]
- "C-can you stay for a while?"
- "Rub my back please?"
- "Don't leave me."
- "What do you do when you can't sleep?"
- "Why are you still up?!"
- "You need to sleep!"
- "Do you know what time it is?"
- "You should be sleeping..."
- "Are you okay?"
- "I'll get you a glass of water."
- "Sleep with me?"
- "Please stay."
- "I don't want to sleep alone."
- "I'm scared of the dark..."
- "I had a nightmare."
secret relationship starters
Feel free to alter to fit muses.
- “I am not ready for them to find out about us!”
- “It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”
- “My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”
- “We’ve got to stop being so careless.”
- “Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”
- “It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”
- “I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”
- “Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”
- “We have to tell them sooner or later.”
- “Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”
- “I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”
- “[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”
- “Are you ashamed of me?”
- “I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”
- “Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”
- “Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”
- “No one can know about us.”
- “Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”
- “People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”
- “I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”
- “You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”
- “It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”
- “Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”
- “Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”
- “I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”
- “I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”
- “Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”
- “But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”
- “This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”
- “Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”
- “If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”
- “Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”
- “Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”
- “Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”
- “When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”
- “I can’t do this anymore.”
- “Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”
- “This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”
- “It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”
- “Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”
- “I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”
- “If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”
- “Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”
- “Dating in secret never works out.”
- “Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”
- “Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”
☆ ———– MTV SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ I mean, call me crazy but I think we’re in Freddy vs. Jason territory here. ❜
❛ It’s like the killer is combining these two legends into one brand new murder spree. ❜
❛ I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope. ❜
❛ I’m barely responsible for myself. ❜
❛ I thought you said this was going to be a mansion. ❜
❛ I know my mansions, this is really more of a bungalow. ❜
❛ We’re trying to lure the killer and you show up. ❜
❛ I’m sorry, this is a pretty classic “don’t let him in” situation, right? ❜
❛ I guess I didn’t think of you as the hospital visit type. ❜
❛ You know the whole, horrible, embarrassing story. ❜
❛ You broke my heart! I loved you, okay, and you broke my heart. ❜
❛ That’s a pretty outdated way of thinking. ❜
❛ Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that? ❜
❛ It’s a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene. ❜
❛ See this is why people think you’re creepy. ❜
❛ Do you think I’m creepy? ❜
❛ I’m sorry, this isn’t the right place. ❜
❛ This is the stupidest, most insane thing ever. ❜
❛ The only thing scary here is this dress. ❜
❛ I’m not a stranger, okay, I’m just strange. ❜
❛ That’s never gone bad for anyone in a movie ever. ❜
❛ First shut up, second, it’s just a study session. ❜
❛ I get that you’re scared, but I understood. ❜
❛ We all have our ways of coping. ❜
❛ The kid screwed me over and skipped town. ❜
❛ This is my life. Not some stupid campaign. ❜
❛ You mean looking out for my boobs? ❜
❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜
❛ Thank God because this drink is undrinkable. ❜
❛ If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt. ❜
❛ Second chances are rare. Don’t waste them. ❜
❛ I’m making a knife stick. ❜
❛ I need, like, a Men in Black brain wipe. ❜
❛ Is that a pig? God, I’m never eating bacon again. ❜
❛ I’m the only one who knows how to reset the router. ❜
❛ Well we don’t want you getting arrested. ❜
❛ If I can’t trust you, I can’t be with you. ❜
❛ Aww, you wanna come in the hot tub with me? ❜
❛ The weak are outed and then eaten. ❜
❛ It’s the time honored enforcement of the food chain. ❜
❛ Considering my ex-beau might be a mass murderer, who am I to criticize? ❜
❛ Love the colors, but the spots? Too much. ❜
❛ I can’t believe you two came here without me. ❜
❛ Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin. ❜
❛ I was gonna be the Babadook, but then my mom made this cape. ❜
❛ What? No, you love taco Tuesday. ❜
❛ So, pretty much everybody’s a suspect, including us. ❜
❛ I think this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance. ❜
❛ Cue creepy murder music. I knew I was missing something. ❜
❛ You’re not going to die! Tonight, we change the ending. ❜
❛ Oh, crap. I’m gonna die. ❜
❛ Actually, we could all use a minute. ❜
❛ Hey, um, thanks for saving my life. ❜
❛ Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? ❜
❛ We know what you’re going through, and we’re here if you need us. ❜
❛ I’ve never seen him/her with his/her mouth shut before. ❜
❛ Maybe it’s time to dig a little deeper. ❜
❛ Pick one, slay one, console one, then repeat. ❜
❛ What made him/her start killing people? ❜
❛ Okay, not a lesbian, not discussing it. ❜
❛ You root for them, you love them, so when they are brutally murdered, it hurts. ❜
❛ You have to care if the team wins the big game. ❜
❛ You have to care if the smart, pretty girl forgives the dumb jock. ❜
❛ You can’t do slasher moves as a TV series. ❜
❛ You wanna feel the sting of this sexually-confused Atheist’s foot up your butt? ❜
❛ Hey, hey! I made you microwave popcorn, remember? ❜
❛ I know you want the truth. So, let’s find it. ❜
❛ A yearbook? That’s not so weird. ❜
❛ That’s the world’s saddest crime fighting duo. ❜
❛ No, I’d rather channel my anguish into something productive. ❜
❛ Did you just try to tase my man parts? ❜
❛ There are not enough happy face emojis in the world to express how much I needed that. ❜
Friends or more? Sentence Starters
aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
- “You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
- “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
- “Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
- “I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
- “I dare you to kiss me.”
- “No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
- “You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
- “Why is your hand on my ass?”
- “Cuddle with me.”
- “I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
- “Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
- “Are you trying to turn me on?”
- “Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
- “Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
- “Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
- “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
- “I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
- “When did you get so beautiful?”
- “If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
- “Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
- “No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
- “I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
- “Why’d you let go of me?”
- “I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
- “I kissed you because we were drunk.”
- “I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
- “Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
- “I wish we could stay like this forever…”
- “I had this dream where we were dating.”
- “I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
- “Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
- “No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
- “Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
- “Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
- “It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
- “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
- “I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
- “You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
- “I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
- “You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
- “Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
- “Why are you looking at me like that?”
- “You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
- “I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
- “Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
- “I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
- “We would make a pretty good couple.”
- “The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
- “How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
- “Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
